Wednesday, March 4, 2015

What we do in the Shadows [2014]

MPAA (UR would be PG-13)  ChicagoTribune (3 1/2 Stars)  RE.com (3 1/2 Stars)  AVClub (B)  Fr. Dennis (4 Stars)

IMDb listing
ChicagoTribune (M. Phillips) review
RogerEbert.com (S. Abrams) review
AVClub (M. D'Angelo) review


What we do in the Shadows [2014] (cowritten and codirected by Jamaine Clement and Taika Waititi) is a rare, impeccably timed, dead-pan "Reality Show"-styled comedy about ... a house of Vampires ;-).

It may scare some domestic readers that the film comes from "all the way" from New Zealand,  and yes, perhaps "one has to be young, or at least young at heart" to like this movie, but IMHO it tells one funny story ;-).

The film's about four "confirmed bachelor" vampires of ages ranging from about 150 to 8000 (!) ;-) living in (what Americans would call) a late 19th century Victorian house in contemporary Wellington, New Zealand.

There's Vladislav (played by Jemaine Clement), the most responsible, tidy, community oriented of the vampires.  He "lays down newspaper" before bites his victims in the neck ;-).

There's Deacon (played by Jonathan Brugh) the "youngest" and perhaps the most "immature" of the four vampires, a mere 150 or so years old, who, in contrast, "hasn't been pulling his weight" in the house.  He's let the blood-soaked dishes stack-up in the sink FOR FIVE YEARS ;-) even though he's been repeatedly reminded (passive-aggressively ... by notes ... ;-) to do them because, after all, that's supposed to be his household job ;-).  Instead, he just prefers to go out "partying" at night and still hasn't been particularly "discrete" about him being a vampire and all (causing "some concern" for the rest of the community who'd prefer to lead a "no unnecessary troubles" sort of existence).

Then there's Viago (played by Taika Wiatiti) probably the most sophisticated, "realized" vampire of the bunch, perhaps because he's been living as a vampire since the Middle Ages ;-).  He's something of a playboy, but one gets the sense after a time that he's just kinda bitter about something, some great romance that went awry sometime during the High Renaissance ;-).

Finally, there's Petyr (played by Ben Fransham) , the 8,000 year old vampire, who lives in a GIANT stone sarcophagus in the basement of the house.  He doesn't talk much, yes "he does look his age" ;-), and yet he's someone that the young(er vampires) look up to.  He's the one who converted Deacon into a vampire 150 years ago, and during the course of this film, he converts another young man, Nick (played by Cori Gonzalez-Macuer) who the other three (vampires) just wanted feast on (suck the blood out of), presumably because he, Petyr, "saw potential" in Nick as vampire (or perhaps Petyr was just "a dirty old man" / perv... ;-).  But his was a "validation" that Nick, of course, was "ETERNALLY grateful" for :-) ... After all look at the alternative ... the other three (vampires) just saw him as a meal ;-).

Anyway, having presented the story's primary characters here, let's just say that much (quite Seinfeld / "Reality Show"-like) "ordinary" (in the life of a household of Vampires...) ensues ... ;-)

Honestly, if you have the right sense of humor, it's hilarious ;-).

Great job folks!  Great job!


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Sunday, March 1, 2015

The Lazarus Effect [2015]

MPAA (PG-13)  CNS/USCCB (A-III)  ChicagoTribune (2.5 Stars)  RE.com (1 Stars)  AVClub (C-)  Fr. Dennis (1/2 Star)

IMDb listing
CNS/USCCB (K. Jensen) review
ChicagoTribune (R. Moore) review
RogerEbert.com (P. Sobczynski) review
AVClub (A.A. Dowd) review

Viewed through the prism of Lent, the films released by Hollywood this time of year offer some fairly interesting choices.  In recent years, there have been some religiously uplifting films released at this time when much of the Christian world is commemorating the season of Lent in preparation for Easter.  And then there have been more morally problematic films like the two major releases this weekend: Focus [2015] (already reviewed here), and the current film The Lazarus Effect [2015] (directed by David Gelb, screenplay by Luke Dawson and Jeremy Slater).

Already uncomfortable with the film's problematic title (some would honestly call it quasi-blasphemous) invoking memory of Jesus' last miracle (the raising of Lazarus from the dead [John 11:1ff) before Jesus was condemned to death for arguably doing good things, and turning again a good deed (one would think that Lazarus and his family / friend would have certainly been quite grateful for Jesus having raised him ... ) into the inspiration for a Frankenstonian horror movie, I honestly toyed with _forgoing_ seeing this film.

But alas, I decided that since the film did more or less obvious allude to religion, I'd go (this time) to see it.  (IMHO, I do believe, however, that we _all_ have the right to NOT GO TO A FILM that we'd expect NOT TO LIKE or even be offended by ... even if it is nominally "religiously themed").

So then the film ... Two medical researchers, Jake (played by Mark Duplass) and Zoe (played by Olivia Wilde) along with two grad students Clay (played by Evan Peters) and Niko (played by Donald Glover) in their charge, decide to "extend" their research into a serum that could reactivate (increase) brain activity in coma patients into seeing if they could use the same serum to reactivate brain activity in completely brain dead animals.  They would inject the serum into the comatose (or even brain dead) animals' cerebral cortexes and then send a fairly strong charge of electricity into the brains to see if they could "jump start" brain activity again.  (The experimental "serum" makes the project seem at least somewhat more sophisticated than what good ole Dr. Frankenstein was doing in Mary Shelley's famous novel).

Well, after a few tries, they do actually revive a previously dead (and cryogenically frozen) dog, all videotaped by an aspiring journalism student Eva (played by Sarah Bolger) from the same university.

The experiment's success causes some inevitable soul searching among at least some of the research team, notably Zoe, who we're informed was at least nominally raised Catholic.  Jake, who's also her fiance' jokes: "Two glasses of wine and the Catholic school girl comes out..."  Still, at least nominally, Zoe's not entirely comfortable with the implications of this work.

Neither is the University, it turns out.  Whether it's Eva's tape or just simply video surveillance cams throughout the laboratory that pick-up on the researchers' "off the reservation" work, the University drops the hammer on their project.  And interestingly enough, the pharmaceutical company that's been paying for their work on the serum to revive brain activity in comatose patients comes to confiscate ALL THE RESEARCHERS' DATA now that the researchers have apparently made the same serum revive even entirely dead animals.  Hmm, they apparently saw a gold mine here...

Not wanting to lose years of work, Jake, Zoe and the team sneak back into the lab to do the experiment "one more time" so that they could publish something themselves.  During the course of the experiment (to revive another brain-dead/cryogenically frozen dog), Zoe accidentally electrocutes herself.   And so ... Jake decides to try to reanimate her himself (she _was_ his fiancee' after all... ;-). And the rest of the movie follows ...

What follows, however, becomes IMHO rather appalling after a while...

It turns out that Zoe's been pulled back from (something of spoiler alert, but the rest of the movie's premise wouldn't make sense otherwise) Hell.

Now why would she find herself "in Hell"?  Well, SHE tells Jake "I did ONE THING WRONG AS A CHILD ... AND ..."

Now, while it turns out actually that "one thing" was actually quite a big thing ... (no need to explain here... go see the movie), however THE CATHOLIC PRIEST IN ME could not help but laugh:  "Honey, YOU'VE BEEN LIVING WITH A GUY FOR THREE YEARS without any movement toward marriage (even though she apparently had wanted to, it's just that Jake was too busy working on this project...) AND YOU DON'T FIND _ANYTHING_ AT ALL (EVEN PARTIALLY) WRONG WITH THAT???"

Welcome to Hollywood revisionist "morality" at it's most appalling ;-)

I'd doubt I'd want to throw her into Hell for that sin (or even the one for which she was apparently thrown into Hell for) but this is classic American Secular Morality of this day:

(1) There is no Sin, but (2) there is NO FORGIVENESS either.

Whereas the Catholic Church has always taught that THERE IS SIN (just look around), and YET THERE IS ALSO FORGIVENESS.

So she did a terrible thing as an eight year old ... and (by the film) THAT'S IT / DONE / FINISHED / HELL.  But she could COMPLETELY IGNORE TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN MORALITY and that's COMPLETELY FINE WITH NO MORAL CONSEQUENCE WHATSOEVER.

LOL ... this was a script written by a moral teenager ;-)


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Friday, February 27, 2015

Focus [2015]

MPAA (R)  CNS/USCCB (L)  ChicagoTribune (2 Stars)  RE.com (3 Stars)  AVClub (C+)  Fr. Dennis (2 1/2 Stars)

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CNS/USCCB (J. Mulderig) review
ChicagoTribune (M. Phillips) review
RogerEbert.com (C. Lemire) review
AVClub (I. Vishnevetsky) review

Focus [2015] (cowritten and codirected by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa) which plays like a glossier, au courant (and R-rated) version of the The Sting [1973] is, one hopes ;-), intended to be a diversion and NOT a "how to" manual for life.

There's a scene still fairly early in the film in which Nicky (played by Will Smith) an expert/hardened, third generation conman and his partner Farhad (played by Adrian Martinez) organize "a crew" of about dozen pickpockets in New Orleans in the days before a (Super?) Bowl Game.  Among them was then a 20-something year-old "apprentice" named Jess (played by Margot Robbie) who as a small-time grifter ran into Nicky before and now wanted "to learn from the best."  These pickpockets then walk then the length of Bourbon Street as if they were a phalanx and fleece the revelers as if they were harvesting corn.  One bumped a tourist on the left, another took his wallet from his right.  And before he even realized that the wallet was gone, he's bumped again and as he swings his arm to regain his balance, someone unburdens him of his watch.  In this _spectacularly choreographed_ "ballet of thieves," the crew passed methodically through the crowd, harvesting their valuables as if they were a combine passing through a field ;-).

Improbable, yes, but AMAZING to watch ;-) ... But ALSO PLEASE DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE THAT EASY and IN ANY CASE, stealing is one of the sins _specifically listed_ in the Ten Commandments:  Thou Shalt Not Steal (Ex 20:15).

But presented on screen, here, does it look SOOO, SOOOO... COOL ;-) ... Even if, again, we Catholics are asked in the renewal of our Baptismal promises: "Do you reject the glamour of Evil and refuse to be mastered by Sin?"

So this is a problematic movie ... even if I do believe that most people will take it as a "wouldn't it be nice..." _day-dream_ and little more.

But we are dealing with Evil here.  So part of the film's sound-track is The Rolling Stones' über (and ever intentionally so...) glamorous / slick song, Sympathy for the Devil.  And Nick and Jess, both portrayed as über attractive / slick people, are shown repeatedly hopping into bed with each other throughout the course of the film (though always in various stylized ways that does leave most to the imagination) as they go through one "con" after another.   Why?  Why would they hop into bed with each other after each ever better-executed "con"?  Well, I suppose because they were BOTH BECOMING SO _DAMN_ AWESOME that there was no other way release all that (let's be honest, demonic) "awesomeness".

All this is to say that this is one very well-made and often "hot" film.  I just hope that NO ONE really follows their example.  And my sense is that most who would be stupid enough to do so, will end up (quite quickly) in jail ...


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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Song of the Sea [2014]

MPAA (PG)  ChiTribune/LA Times (4 Stars)  RE.com (2 1/2 Stars)  Slant.com (3 Stars)  Fr. Dennis (3 1/2 Stars)

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Song of the Sea [2014] (directed and cowritten by Tomm Moore [en.wikip] [IMDb] along with Will Collins) is a lovely if often somber Irish animated feature that first caught many people's attention when it edged out The Lego Movie [2014] for a nomination for Best Animated Feature at the Oscars this year.  Why?  Well, stylistically IT DESERVED IT ! ;-).


The story which leans heavily on Irish Celtic mythology is beautifully portrayed with hand-drawn water-colors that often _melt_ from scene to scene.  There is thus a gentleness to the imagery that computer generated animated films presently generally don't achieve.  Indeed, the film appears (quite successfully) to adapt the animation style of Japan's famed Studio Ghibli to Irish themes.  

Yet aside from being both beautiful and "different" from standard Hollywood fare, the choice of using water color drawings as the means to tell the story is also quite fitting as it is set in "quite rainy Ireland" (interestingly, it rains quite a bit in Japan as well...) and then "by the Sea."  Further, the story is largely about a selkie a Norse/Celtic mythological creature which on land can take the form of a human but in the sea becomes a seal (One could perhaps think of a selkie as a kind of Norse/Celtic mermaid).

One could think of the film as a kind of Irish Spirited Away (orig. Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi) [2001] (if one knows of / likes Studio Ghibli's films).

The current story concerns Ben (voiced by David Rawle), a little boy growing-up with his parents (voiced by Brendan Gleeson and Lisa Hannigan) in a remote part of Ireland by edge of the sea.  Indeed, his father is a lighthouse operator, and there, in the lighthouse, is where they live.  At the beginning of the story, Ben's mother "is expecting" another child.   Going into labor as she finishes telling a then 3-4-5 yr old Ben a bed-time story and sensing that this child was going to be different than Ben, she apologizes and somewhat inexplicably runs off toward the sea.

Needless to say Ben didn't understand nor did his father.  Ben's father, his name is Conor, runs after his wife, and then swims after her as she enters the ocean.  But in the end, all that he recovers is a new baby, a girl, who he names Saoirse (voiced later by Lucy O'Connell).

What the heck happened?  Well Ben and his father don't understand either and it appears to both that Ben's mother / Conor's wife had at minimum died during childbirth and _perhaps_ had even tried to kill herself.

This, of course, has "some lasting effects."  So five years later, Conor's mother, Ben and Saoirse's grandmother (voiced by Fionnula Flanagan) comes visiting to the their lighthouse, and she's had enough.  Conor's still not over his wife's death, little Saoirse is still not talking and 8-10 year-old Ben appears quite distraught and confused as well.   He's lost his mother, his dad is _still_ "out of it" and he's an 8-10 year-old "older brother" trying to fulfill his mother's wishes to "take care of his sister." But HE'S ONLY 8-10 YEARS OLD!  So Granny decides she's going to take her grandchildren "back to the city" where "they could have a decent life."

But when she does that ... besides (or as a result of) the trauma of taking them away from their dad (and they've already lost their mom), Saoirse starts to fall ill.  Why?  Well that's the rest of the story ;-)

It all makes for a rather "sad Irish tale" but it is beautifully drawn and can perhaps help kids who've experienced some tragedy in their lives to not feel "alone" or otherwise "different" as a result.

It's a sad but gentle story, with a pacing that again more resembles Japan's Studio Ghibli than Warner Bros. "Bugs Bunny" / "Looney Tunes" but IMHO it's CERTAINLY worth the view ;-)


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Monday, February 23, 2015

87th Academy Awards [2015] - Diversity in the Air (after all)?

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From the moment that the Nominations for the 87th Academy Awards [2015] were an-nounced, they were immediately de-nounced for a lack of diversity.

Personally, I found the accusation NOT entirely unfounded.  There were a good number of quite excellent African American oriented movies released this year BESIDES the Martin Luther King, Jr inspired Selma [2014].  One thinks of Belle [2014], Beyond the Lights [2014] and my personal favorite Repentance [2014].  And yet the only Selma [2014] received any recognition at all by the Academy with nominations for Best Picture itself (but NOT for best actor, best screenplay or best director) and then for ... Best Original Song (a good song -- indeed IT turned out to win _that_ Oscar ..., BUT ...).

On the other hand, I DIDN'T find the accusation entirely fair either: 

First, by her own words, director Ava DuVernay did approach the subject matter of Selma [2014] in a deliberately (more) provocative rather than "mainstream" sort of a way ... and that decision did prove to have consequences.  Honestly, "that's art."   Art that provokes will also (almost inevitably) put-off (some).  

Second, while I agree this is a lousy "the Academy's hands were tied" sort of an excuse, but ... while David Oyelowo could feel somewhat legitimately robbed for not having received an Oscar Nomination for his playing MLK in Selma, on the flip side of question, I do think that EVERYONE of the FIVE nominees in the Best Actor category legitimately deserved his nomination.  In fact, as I noted in My 2015 Oscar Picks article THIS WAS AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD YEAR when it came to quality American / English Language cinema.  A LOT OF THE AWARDS CATEGORIES had 3-4-even-all-5 legitimately WIN DESERVING Nominees.

In fact, IMHO the weakest of the 5 nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role was Eddie Redmayne who ended up WINNING the Oscar for his performance as Steven Hawking in The Theory of Everything [2104] (and yet, I don't want to begrudge either his nomination or even his win.  I wrote in My 2015 Oscar Picks article that _every single one_ of the five nominees in this category deserved their nomination, and that _every single one of them_ would have "earned the win" had they won.  Yet, I ALSO wrote that I do believe that there were several actors who legitimately deserved to be nominated as well and weren't.  (That's HOW GOOD THE CROP WAS _THIS YEAR_).

So a kind note to the Academy: Consider doing with ALL the major categories what the Academy already does with the Best Picture category - allow more than 5, perhaps "up to 8," or "up to 10" Nominees in "banner years" so that all those deserving a Nomination get one.  This way David Oyelowo would have certainly gotten a Nomination for his Lead Performance as MLK in Selma [2014], as would have Jake Gyllenhaal for his Lead Role Nightcrawler [2014]Gugu Mbatha-Raw would have would have a Nomination for her Lead Roles in either Belle [2014] or Beyond the Lights [2014], Clint Eastwood (!) would have certainly gotten a Best Director's nomination for his masterful work with American Sniper [2014] and Gillian Flynn [IMDb] would have gotten a nomination for Best Adapted Screenplay (!) for Gone Girl [2014].

Finally IMHO the loud and early complaint about Diversity did have an (again IMHO) fascinatingly positive effect on BOTH how the subsequent voting and then the actual Awards Ceremony played out:

The first words of the program's Host, Neil Patrick Harris, acknowledged the controversy: "Today we honor the best and whitest ... er brightest ... in Hollywood" ;-).

Then the acceptance speeches of pretty much all of the winners of the major categories were about as "activist" as I can remember: Patricia Arquette winning best the Supporting Actress prize for her role in Boyhood [2014] tee-ed up and flatly demanded Equal Pay for Equal Work for women (Good for you!  And to ANYONE who's ever had a mother, sister, wife, daughter or niece, that is EVERYBODY, this would seem self-evident, NOW).  Graham Moore, who got the Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay for The Imitation Game [2014], made a plea on behalf of all those who "consider themselves weird" (those who are Gay but also NOT JUST Gay) noting that as a teenager HE NEARLY KILLED HIMSELF (Wow!  Honestly WHAT A TRAGEDY THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN!!  Look at what he's achieved in his life now and WHAT HE'S OFFERED TO OTHERS!).  Eddie Redmayne, made an appeal on behalf of all those who suffer from ALS; Julianne Moore who won the Oscar for Best Actress for her role in Still Alice [2014] made an appeal on behalf of those who suffer from Alzheimer's.  FINALLY, Alejandro González Iñárritu whose film Birdman [2014] won FOUR major Oscars - Best Picture, Best Cinematography, Best Original Screenplay and Best Director -- the last two going directly to him, noted amusingly: "HEY, I'M MEXICAN" ;-).  This may not have been a great year for African American actors and directors, but clearly it was a remarkable one for that HISPANIC director.  (And HE then proceeded to make an appeal for better appreciation of the gifts that Hispanic immigrants like him give to the United States, a nation that's always been "of immigrants.")  And even the Oscar for Best Animated Feature went to Disney's Big Hero 6 [2014] which sought to blend "the best of" Pixar, Marvel Comics and even Japan's Studio Ghibli.  So there was actually a surprising amount of diversity in the awards and even passion / activism in number of the acceptance speeches.

Again, if the flagship African American film this year, Selma [2014], hadn't been (perhaps) needlessly provocative when it came to then U.S. President Johnson (his role could have been simply downplayed rather than made arguably into an enemy of the Civil Rights movement...) perhaps the nominations could have come out differently.  But Hollywood / the Academy could ALSO have considered OTHER excellent WORTHY-OF-CONSIDERATION African American oriented films like Repentance [2014], Belle [2014] and Beyond the Lights [2014] rather than SIMPLY focus on the "Civil Rights Icon" film Selma [2014] (and then blame the director when they didn't like her take / message).  Perhaps next year will be better... we can only hope ;-).


What then of the Oscar ceremony itself?  Well, IMHO Neil Patrick Harris, this year's host, did a decent enough job. (Of the five Oscar Ceremonies [2011-2015] that I've reviewed since starting my blog, my favorite host Seth McFarlane who hosted the 2013 Program).  In the current program, Harris was quite good.  Except for his "Oscar Predictions" bit to which he came back OVER-AND-OVER-AGAIN throughout the program (and proved in the end to be a "dud"), he kept the show moving.  Again, I do believe that HE BEGAN THE SHOW PERFECTLY by immediately confronting the diversity question IN THE OPENING LINE OF HIS INITIAL WELCOME / MONOLOGUE.  And then some of the gags, like walking out on stage at one point in just his underwear (as Michael Keaton's character found himself having to do in Bird Man), were quite funny.

Among the acts, Lady Gaga [IMDb] proved (again) that she is legitimately a world class singing talent by singing and _nailing_ a medley homage to Sound of Music [1965] (the fiftieth anniversary of its release is this year).   On one hand, these are "songs that everybody knows."  On the other hand, THAT WAS EXACTLY THE POINT / RISK HERE -- JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY WATCHING THE SHOW KNEW THESE SONGS and if she "played with them" inappropriately or otherwise MESSED-UP that would be _all_ that we'd be talking about now.  Instead, she NAILED them and made it quite easy then for Julie Andrews to come-out on stage to take her bow, to salute her (Lady Gaga), and then present the Award for Best Original Song.

So over all, I do think that this was a decent enough Academy Awards season / presentation.  I do hope that in coming years, the Academy (1) becomes more flexible in the number of final nominees it
considered for the major categories (as it already does for Best Picture), and (2) it "dig a little deeper" when considering films from a number of our nation's subcultures.  Again, Selma [2014] wasn't _the only_ "worthy of consideration" African American oriented film made this year.

But let me end by underlining the positive this year:  IMHO there really were an exceptionally high number of "Oscar Worthy" films and performances this year.  And that is something for Hollywood to be proud of.


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Friday, February 20, 2015

The DUFF [2015]

MPAA (PG-13)  CNS/USCCB (A-III)  ChicagoTribune (2 Stars)  RE.com (3 Stars)  AVClub (B-)  Fr. Dennis (3 Stars)

IMDb listing
CNS/USCCB (J. McAleer) review
ChicagoTribune (M. Phillips) review
RogerEbert.com (C. Lemire) review
AVClub (K. Rife) review

The DUFF [2015] (directed by Ari Sangel, screenplay by Josh A. Cagan, based on the teenage novel [GW] [WCat] [Amzn] by Kody Keplinger [GW] [Amzn] [IMDb]) is a teen-oriented film that begins bravely with the film's heroine Bianca (played wonderfully throughout by Mae Whitman) paying homage to the archetypes of John Hughes [wikip] [IMDb] classic The Breakfast Club [1985] only noting that "times have changed: Jocks now play video games, Princesses take anti-depressants and Geeks have pretty much come to rule the world." 

So what does the film do?  It introduces us to a new label / archetype: the DUFF - the Designated Ugly / Fat Friend, whose role in a group is to (1) make the others in the group feel more attractive and (2) be "the approachable one" by others outside the group seeking to "make contact" with those more attractive members of the group.

Yes, this is a rather cynical / hurtful label but then teenage life is often filled with interpersonal pain and the label / archetype kinda fits at times.  After all, people kinda attracted to someone often go through friends of that someone to feel things out "Does he/she kinda like me too?  What does he/she like to do?  Do I have a chance?" and so forth ...

Anyway, our poor "every girl" heroine is informed by a not particularly bright but very good looking neighbor-friend Wesley (played again wonderfully by Robbie Amell) that she's basically been "the DUFF" for her two perhaps somewhat more attractive friends Cassie (played Bianca A. Santos) and Jess (played by Skylar Samuels).  He doesn't mean to hurt Bianca with this matter-of-fact news, he just thinks he's making a statement of fact -- "that's how life is" -- but it proves to be crushing to her.  After all (1) Cassie, Jess and her have been BFFs forever ;-), and (2) yes Cassie and Jess were _somewhat_ prettier than she was.  Until then, she didn't make anything of it.  SUDDENLY "everything made sense" ... OH DEAR ...

So ... out of the blue, Bianca dumps her two best friends and THEY honestly DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY.  But that's what she wants.  So eyes mutually rolling in anger and confusion, Bianca and her two BEST FRIENDS proceed to "unfriend," "unfollow," "block" and otherwise "delete" each other from SOMETHING LIKE A DOZEN social networking platforms -- Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Tumblr, etc -- proving perhaps that in our socially interconnected world, "Breaking-up is now REALLY HARD to do." ;-)

What now?   It's really hard to "not be a DUFF" (to not be _perhaps_ "used" by someone in some way).  And it's pretty lonely.

Anyway, Bianca enlists her attractive (but again not altogether bright) neighbor friend Wesley to help her to be less "DUFF material."  But even as he tries to make her, well, more "independently hot" ... in a world where EVERY TEENAGER has a smart phone, one of the school's "Mean Girls" (another teenage archetype from another movie...) catches her doing something really embarrassing.  Bianca's "social transgression" was nothing offensive, but yes, NOT SOMETHING SHE'D WANT "POSTED OUT THERE" ... So once that "Mean Girl" puts the captured video of her rather stupid (if totally innocent) action on the internet, she finds herself humiliated before almost everyone that she's ever known.  OH to be "merely a DUFF" again ...

Much then still proceeds, and since this is a Hollywood movie intended to be a comedy (mild SPOILER ALERT) it "all turns out well."

Among the more positive things that happen in the film is that Bianca does reconcile again with her two BFFs, who never really understood why she was dumping them as friends to begin with.  Okay, sure they may have been _slightly_ more "attractive" than she was, but THEY sincerely couldn't imagine life without her being part of their group as well.  How could they possibly continue to be "the three musketeers" with only two? ;-)  WHAT A GREAT MESSAGE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!

Anyway, today's teens will probably love this movie.  And certainly the "cyber bullying" incident described above is sobering (I myself would HATE to be a teenager going through that today...).

Overall, while I do wonder if this film will age as well as The Breakfast Club [1985] did, I do believe that it is a reasonably worthy successor film of its kind.  So teens (and perhaps even your parents) enjoy ;-)


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McFarland, USA [2015]

MPAA (PG)  CNS/USCCB (A-II)  ChicagoTribune (3 Stars)  RE.com (3 1/2 Stars)  AVClub (C+)  Fr. Dennis (4 Stars)

IMDb listing
CNS/USCCB (J. Mulderig) review

Telemundo coverage*
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LaOpinion.com (J.L. Rois) review

ChicagoTribune (M. Phillips) review
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McFarland, USA [2015] (directed by Niki Caro, screenplay by Grant Thompson, story by Chris Cleveland and Bettina Gilios) is a remarkable and true, inspirational story about how a team of "the sons of pickers" from a largely Hispanic, California Central (San Joaquin) Valley town, McFarland, CA, largely "off the map" of California's / American consciousness, "jogged into town" and, well, "RAN AWAY" with CALIFORNIA'S first ever High School All State Cross Country Championship (in 1987) thus beginning A DYNASTY of State Championship winning Cross Country Teams (9 state championships in 14 years) from this previously INVISIBLE town.   

And when I say "invisible," please understand folks that I lived in Los Angeles for 7-8 years, actually during the same years when McFarland's Cross Country team began winning all those championships.  I found myself chuckling in recognition during the film when it portrayed many of the residents of McFarland as characterizing "nearby" BAKERSFIELD as "the town where all the (local) rich(er) people lived."  BAKERSFIELD ;-) ... To Los Angelinos at the time Bakersfield was itself "at the edge of the world" known, above all, as "the last stop on the Interstate before 2-3 hours of Desert on the way to Las Vegas" ;-). 

So this is a GREAT STORY about a team of high school kids from a town as "invisible" as it gets in California (and yet so much of the food that ends up on our tables is grown and PICKED by the residents of towns like McFarland) but who were still able to make their mark ... by winning all those championships.

How come?  Well, in the story, Jim White (played by Kevin Costner) --  yes, his name really was "White" (or "Sr. Blanco" as some of the residents started to call him ;-) -- a transplanted high school teacher / football coach with "some history of previous anger issues" (hence why he found himself needing to take a job in McFarland, CA ...) quickly found that while the kids at his school were simply NOT built for football they seemed almost ideally suited for running.

Why?  Well, the kids ROUTINELY spent a good part of their day-to-day life RUNNING ... running TO THE FIELDS _at the break of dawn_ to help their parents FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS with picking BEFORE SCHOOL, RUNNING then FROM THE FIELDS TO SCHOOL before classes started, and RUNNING then BACK TO THE FIELDS to help with work again AFTER SCHOOL.  They ran like this, EVERY DAY, OFTEN SCORCHING DESERT HEAT.  Nowhere short of California's Central Valley or perhaps in Ethiopia or the Middle East could have someone come up with a more demanding Cross Country training program than the one ALREADY LIVED _EVERY DAY_ by the students from this otherwise utterly average high school.

So the kids were naturals for this sport.  But how to convince the kids / parents that it's worth it to pursue organizing a cross country (and presumably track) team for a high school in a town about which EVERYBODY IN THE TOWN was convinced that nobody "outside" cared?

A parent, Sr. Diaz (played by Omar Leyva) who had three high school aged sons -- David (played by Rafael Martinez), Damacio (played by Michael Aguero) and Danny (played by Ramiro Rodriguez) -- kindly but tellingly tells Sr. White that "every hour that you have my sons training for you after school is an hour less that my kids help me put food on our table."  

Then too "Coach White" didn't come to McFarland alone.  He came with his wife (played by Maria Bello) and two daughters -- Julie (played by Morgan Saylor) who was TURNING FIFTEEN and 10 or so year old Jamie (played by Elsie Fisher) -- all blonde haired / blue eyed and originally from Idaho, who had their own adjustments to make.  When "the Whites" first arrived in town, named McFarland though it was, seeing all the Mexican flags, Spanish language signs and images of Our Lady of Guadalupe everywhere, bewildered, 10 year old Jamie quite honestly asked her parents, "Are we in Mexico?"

But they all did find their way to adjust and quite quickly.  That Jamie was turning 15, of course, gave the film-makers the opportunity to have the family, with help of their new neighbors/friends, throw her a quinceañera.  And her escort became the cute boy, Tomas Valles (played by Carlos Pratts), who was becoming the star of the budding new Cross Country team.

It all makes for a lovely story and what is even nicer is that it's largely true.  Perhaps most impressive of all is that while all seven of members of the original 1987 State Championship winning team ended up going to various colleges / universities afterwards (a virtually unimagined possibility prior to their beginning to run on the team) almost all of them returned back to McFarland after earning their degrees to play significant roles in the community afterwards (as teachers, detectives for the police department, etc).

The film itself gives visibility to a large cast of largely Hispanic actors including those named above.  One hopes that we will be seeing more of them in Hollywood films in the future.

So this is a win all around, and if it does cause a few people in the years to come to "take an Exit at Bakersfield" and then a detour to McFarland on their way to Vegas to see perhaps the school or otherwise the town where this remarkable cross-country / distance running dynasty was born, then that would be great as well.

So good job folks!  Good job!


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