Thursday, February 12, 2015

Fish & Cat (orig. Mahi va Gorbeh) [2013]

MPAA (UR would be PG-13)  E4Film (3.5 Stars)  Slant (2 Stars)   Fr. Dennis (3 Stars)

IMDb listing

IMV.com listing
Cinando.com listing
Sourehcinema.com listing*

EyeForFilm.co.uk (A. Robertson) review
Slant (S. McFarland) review

Fish & Cat (orig. Mahi va Gorbeh) [2013] [IMDb] [CIN] [IMV] [SC]* (written and directed by Shahram Mokri [IMDb] [CIN] [IMV] [SC]*) is a rather strange / surrealistic (and intentionally so ;-) Iranian film that played recently at the 25th Annual Festival of Films from Iran at the Gene Siskel Film Center here in Chicago.

Based on a true incident that occurred around a restaurant in the hinterlands of Western Iran in the late 1990s, an incident that would evoke a mix of anticipation / revulsion in the viewer reminiscent of the bloodletting / imagery of the original The Texas Chain Saw Massacre [1974], after baiting the audience with such rather sordid expectations at the current story's very beginning, the film proceeds to _meander_ -- for 2 1/2 hours (!!) ;-) --  in its telling of the said and promised-to-be sordid story in a manner that amuses and frustrates audience and invites, repeatedly, the audience to reflect, in various ways, on the NATURE OF TIME ;-) -- Is it slow? Or is it, if perhaps after a time, in fact quite  quick and DECISIVE? Is it linear or cyclical?  And, as one awaits some kind of resolution (!), does one just give-up or care? ;-)

Adding to the amusement of the story-telling, the film was shot -- all 2 1/2 hours of it -- IN ONE CONTINUOUS TAKE ;-) -- on an overcast (largely featureless) day, along the shore of a random lake / reservoir, among a group of random, mostly young people, preparing for a random if perhaps beautiful (but also fleeting) activity -- a local / somewhat regional "kite festival."

Among those random and generally cheerful young people walk two rather strange middle-aged men, who own a random yet appropriately creepy "roadside restaurant" relatively "nearby."  Everyone in the audience, of course, knows what one or the other of these two, random, if rather strange-looking middle aged men are (eventually...) gonna do.  BUT WHEN?

And the director, perhaps in his 30s, smartly dressed, in black slacks and a black sports coat, with a nice smartly trim beard, BEAMED after the screening here at the Siskel Center, looking like a young Oliver Stone / Spielberg-like director who's gotten one over on the audience ;-), noting that a knocked-over box of pop-corn in one of the aisles suggested that at least one or two of the audience members had gotten-up and left in frustration / disgust ;-).   Mission accomplished ;-)  

What then was the point of the film?  Well, he said it was inspired by Aescher Prints where people seemed destined to walk around in circles and that yes, he saw the film as a fun, meandering, both linear and cyclical, exploration of time.

Honestly, this was one fun, if at times quite exasperating, film ;-) and it reminds the American / Western viewer of both the humor and sophistication of Iran's people and culture.  After all, as Iranians (whether they like the current regime or not ... and one would assume that many/most of those involved in this festival, curated and paid for by Iranian Exiles, do not) almost universally like to remind Westerners ... theirs is a culture that's "been around for 3000 years."


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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Girlhood (orig. Bande de Filles) [2014]

MPAA (UR would be PG-13)  RE.com (3 1/2 Stars)   Fr. Dennis (3 1/2 Stars)

IMDb listing
Allociné.fr listing*

AVoir-ALire.fr (F. Mignard) review*
Elle.fr (K. Moussou) review*
LaCroix (C. Renou-Nativel) review*

RogerEbert.com (S. O'Malley) review
Slant Magazine (J. Latimer) review
Sound on Sight (J.R. Kinnard) review

Girlhood (orig. Bande de Filles) [2014] [IMDB] [AC.fr]* (written and directed by Céline Sciamma [IMDb] [AC.fr]*) which played recently at the Gene Siskel Film Center here in Chicago, can make for a fascinating "opposite book end" to American director recent Richard Linklater's Boyhood [2014]:

Linklater, white, male / American, made a remarkable film focused on a boy, 8-18 y/o, American, white, growing-up middle/lower-middle class in "at the edge of the prairie" Texas.

In contrast, Sciama, still white but female / French, made a remarkable film that focuses on a girl, about 15-16 y/o, French, of West African descent, hence black, growing-up "in a project" (poor) "at the edge of the city" Paris.

Again, fascinating! ;-).

Both films were darlings of the 2014 Festival Circuit and both have received critical acclaim in their respective "home countries."  Linklater's film has been nominated for 6 Oscars including Best Film, Best Original Screenplay, Best Director and Best Supporting Actor and Actress, Sciamma's for 3 Lumiere Awards (France's equivalent of the Oscars) including Best Film, Best Director and Most Promising Young Actress.


In both cases, though perhaps for different reasons, the directors wished to primarily present their stories through vignettes.  Since Linklater's story was filmed (remarkably) over the span of 10 years the director didn't have much of a choice but tell the story through evocative vignettes (or else his would be a very long movie ;-).  In contrast, in Sciama's film, lead character Marieme's  horizons seemed so limited that what life / freedom / "victory" could be found could _only_ be found in sometimes quite _stolen_ "moments" / vignettes. 

With regard to this last point noting Marieme's limited socio-economic horizons, it would be worthwhile to recommend to American viewers another evocative American film that treads similar ground, though again through a mostly young male (if African American) perspective, the American gang classic Boyz n the Hood [1991], this in particular since the French title to Sciamma's current film is Bande de Filles or Gang of Girls.

So then, to the film ;-)

The film centered on Marieme (played remarkably by Karidja Touré [IMDb] [AC.fr]*) 15-16 y/o, of West African descent, living in the projects at the outskirts of Paris.  There was no father in the picture, and her mother (played by Binda Diop [IMDb] [AC.fr]*) mostly working, as a cleaning lady, was largely out of the picture as well.   Who "ruled the roost" at home was her older brother Djibril (played by Cyril Mendy [IMDb] [AC.fr]*) who dominated her and her 11-or-so y/o younger sister with violence and the threat of violence.  Indeed, "the grounds of the projects" seemed to be dominated by listless, generally unemployed, young men.  Outside there were "strangers." Inside there was the "abusive older brother" who perhaps afforded the girls _some_ "comfort" of being at least "the Devil that one knew" and being ... "Family."

So life, if it was to be found, was to be found outside _beyond the projects_.  But here horizons appeared to be shrinking for Marieme as well.  Her grades not being good, early in the film, she's counseled by her school's administrators to put herself "on a vocational track" because College was NOT going to be in the cards, NOT with her grades (or perhaps having at least partially compensatory monetary fortunes).

Well, one door closes and ... another (perhaps not the greatest) ... opens.   Perhaps shaken by what she was told at school, Marieme, decides (for the first time?) to give "the time of day" to three slightly older and certainly tougher-looking girls, led by "Lady" (played wonderfully by Assa Silla [IMDb] [AC.fr]*) standing by a vending machine _outside_ of school.

Initially it's a rather "awkward" encounter.  The three slightly older, certainly somewhat tougher girls are probably "of the type" that Marieme had been previously "warned about" by her older (abusive) brother and (absent) mother / family.  On the other side of the coin, "Lady," et al, certainly know that previously Marieme would not have given them, "fallen" / "dangerous" girls that they were, much consideration.  So ... some "negotiation" or even "reconciliation" has to take place.   But "Lady," et al probably knew that they too were "once like Marieme," and perhaps Marieme came to appreciate, perhaps more than before, that "Lady," et al probably came-to-be who-they-were as a result of a "once upon a time" conversation like she just had with her school's administrators.

So ... Marieme basically joins their "gang."  And for a good part of the movie, one naturally fears for her and even for some of the others in this "gang of four."

And there are moments that are quite scary and there are moments that are simply _heart-rending_, because these four girls are not "simply evil" or had somehow become "simply evil."  To a good extent they are still "young girls" who "if things were different ..." would also certainly be different:

The show stopping scene in the movie is when the four, dress-up in cheap hotel room somewhere (again "the projects" themselves were apparently considered unsafe by all of them) in clothes that they had obviously "lifted" (stolen) from some department store (the bulky "security clips" still hanging on them) and DANCE / LIPSINC-ING to the Rihanna song named "Diamonds."  Again, "if things were different ..." ... but of course they are not.  And it does make one want to cry ...

It all makes for a very, very interesting movie.  And there are more things going on. Miriam now going by the name "Vic" (for "Victoire / Victory") has, of course, her "Gang of Four."  But she ALSO has her (abusive) older brother and her younger sister (who looks up to her).  Further out, she does have her mother who does care for her but is just too far away too often to make a difference.  And then there is also a young guy in her project named Ismaël (played by Idrissa Diabaté [IMDb] [AC.fr]*)  who likes her (and she kinda likes as well) but ... and she asks him the question ... "what kind of a life would we have together?"  (He'd be unemployed and she'd be his housekeeper / wife?)

Again this is really, really good, thought provoking stuff ... and certainly worthy of the accolades that the film has received.


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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Gagarin: First in Space (orig. Гагарин. Первый в космосе) [2013]

MPAA (UR would PG-13)   Fr. Dennis (3 Stars)

IMDb listing

KinoNews.ru listing*   KinoPoisk.ru listing*
Kino-teatr.ru listing*    Kritikanstvo.ru listing*
Megacritic.ru listing*

ArgumentyiFakty.ru (A. Rogova) review*
ArgumentyiFakty.ru (A. Sidorchik) review*
KinoNews.ru (R. Volohov) review*
KinoTeatr.ru (P. Konyashov) review*
Lumiere-Mag.ru review*
ProfiCinema.ru (M. Vasilyeva) review*
RusKino.ru (S. Stepnova) review*
VarietyRussia.com (S.F. Rostockiy) review*

Kino.kz viewer reviews*

Gagarin: First in Space (orig. Гагарин. Первый в космосе) [2013] [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]*(directed by Pavel Parkhomenko [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* screenplay by Andrey Dmitriev [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* and Oleg Kapanets [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]*) is another 2013 Russian "patriotic" film that I came across as I was reviewing the Russian "biopic" / "Rocky-like" hockey movie Legend no. 17 (orig. Легенда №17) [2013] the latter having played at the 2013 Russian Film Week in New York.   I immediately thought to look the current film up and then to also review it here.

Why do so?  I do honestly ask myself this question.  After all, it seems that with each passing day the situation in Ukraine gets worse [BBC] [CNN] [FoxNews].  Why should an American of Czech parents (In 1968 the Soviet Union / Warsaw Pact invaded then Communist but reforming Czechoslovakia on my mother's birthday when I was 4 ...) even bother to review a film that like Legend no. 17 (orig. Легенда №17) [2013] and the "3D extravaganza" Stalingrad (orig. Сталинград) [2013] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* (I saw that film about a year ago and never bothered to review it) ALL FEEL to someone like me to be "neo-Soviet" / propagandistic in intent?

Well honestly, I've viewed and reviewed these films for the sake of better understanding among people.  For while an American (or for that matter a Czech) may not like that the Russian, Yuri Gagarin [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]*, was the first man in space (and to this day there various western conspiracy theories that he was not ... theories that if one investigates, and believe me I have..., while AT TIMES _tantalizing_, ultimately DON'T add up [en.wikip] [EA]) or that due to a combination of the peculiarities of the Soviet system and the esoterics of Olympic Games' rules at the time, the Soviet Union had a hockey team perhaps like no other, both before or since, the reality is that these were RUSSIAN, Soviet Era ACHIEVEMENTS of which if I were a Moscovite, of ANY STRIPE, I'd probably be proud.

FURTHER, the RUSSIAN DISCUSSION around this film (and others) is IMHO both fascinating and AFFIRMING that Russians are, in fact, JUST LIKE US.

First the nationalistic nature of this film was noted by pretty much everyone of the RUSSIAN REVIEWERS that I cite above.  Almost EVERYONE of the reviewers asked the question if it's "okay" for a film to be SO NATIONALISTIC.  Most answered, ultimately, "Sure, why not?  We're Russians.  Why not be proud of being Russians?"  Yet, the discussion was remarkably similar to that in the United States regarding American Sniper [2014] with a fair number of American critics being uncomfortable with a film that was so unabashedly patriotic.  Indeed, one of the Russian critics listed above suggested HER FAVORITE recent Russian film about the Soviet Era space program, the far more somber / introspective Paper Soldier (orig. Бумажный солдат) [2008] [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* which I've since looked-up / seen and I'd call "The Hurt Locker [2008]" of recent Russian movies about the Soviet era space program ;-).

Then there was A FASCINATING DISCUSSION on KinoNews.ru* which noted that despite Gagarin's [2013] [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* outstanding technical quality  -- I'd certainly characterize _its technical quality_ as easily on par with the American classic The Right Stuff [1983] about the origins of the space program in the United States -- and despite being the top-drawing RUSSIAN MADE FILM in Russia during the summer of its release (2013), IT RANKED #27 (!) in the RUSSIAN BOX OFFICE during the same summer period.  It was beaten (CLOBBERED really) by 26 OTHER FILMS, mostly American made Hollywood films including Despicable Me 2 [2013], World War Z [2013] and The Wolverine [2013].  The question was, why?  A fair number of readers blamed "marketing" but A LOT OF THE READERS' COMMENTS SUGGESTED THAT THE HOLLYWOOD FILMS SIMPLY REMAINED "MORE COMPELLING."

And there it is.  From a technical point of view the current film about Gagarin's [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* space flight (and via flashbacks about his early life) is outstanding.  And IT WOULD BE WORTH IT FOR AMERICANS / WESTERNERS TO SEE.  However as opposed to the American/Hollywood made The Right Stuff [1983], the Russian made Gagarin [2013] [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* REMAINS "a hagiography."  And that is a shame because IMHO a _far more_ interesting / relatable "Right Stuff-like" portrayal of Gagarin's life can be found in Jamie Doran's [wikip] [GR] [Amzn] and Piers Bizony's [wikip] [GR] [Amzn] recent book Starman: The Truth Behind the Legend of Yuri Gagarin (2011) [Amzn] [GR] [WCat]

Those who would read Doran / Bizony's Starman (2011) would certainly see why Gagarin [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* was such a compelling Russian Soviet-Era hero.  Among other things, he was the quintessential SMILING RUSSIAN HERO that I set-out to look-for when, FRUSTRATED AND ON MY OWN, I decided to look-up the films shown at the 2013 New York Russian Film Week (I wrote then that IMHO it was CRUCIALLY IMPORTANT, indeed, continued (relative) World Peace could well depend on it, for Westerners to see _smiling Russians_ rather than ONLY "the dour ones" portrayed in the _very few_ Russian films that make it to our western movie theaters).   But readers of Doran/Bizony's book would also encounter a very human, Russian Soviet-Era hero:

(1) Part of the reason why he never made it to space again was because he had a _very human accident_, born of several levels of stupidity ;-).  Five or six months after his famous space flight, on vacation in Crimea, he broke his leg jumping out of a 2nd story hotel window to avoid his wife catching him with another woman :-) (Doran and Bizony, Starman, Chpt 9, "The Foros Incident," pg 155ff of 234, dutifully recorded in then head of Cosmonaut Training General Nikolai P. Kamanin's [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* Published Diary "Скрытый космос" (1995) Entry for Oct 4, 1961* [WCat] [GR]) -- A SITUATION THAT MANY OF AMERICA'S "MERCURY SEVEN" ASTRONAUTS could CERTAINLY HAVE RELATED TO ;-) ;-).

And (2) precisely because of his popularity -- Gagarin was very much Khrushchev's [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* (also known for his smile) "golden boy" -- the aparachiks of the succeeding (largely smile-less) Brezhnev Era [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* HATED HIM, to the point that, while (again) Doran / Bizony's book ultimately does not question the fundamental narrative that Gagarin died in a plane crash, apparently even GAGARIN'S OWN MOTHER ASKED ONE OF HIS FELLOW COSMONAUTS: "Was Yura killed?" (Doran and Bizony, Starman, Epilogue, pg 233 of 234)

Instead, the current film whitewashes anything that could put color on his story, and even adjusts it to current ideological times: One of my very-much-believing 82-year-old Czech born / through-Berlin-before-the-Wall-escaping dad's persistent complaints about Gagarin [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* has always been that Gagarin, a Communist after all, was _a very public_ and _enthusiastic_ proponent of atheism.  Asked the question if he believed in God, Gagarin (in)famously responded then: "Well, when I was there, orbiting the earth, I saw no god floating beside me ..."

But times have changed.  Faced with his (then) quite outspoken atheistic record, the current film-makers did their best to "fix things" to more Russian Orthodox Church friendly times.  SO while Gagarin [IMDb] (played in the film by all accounts admirably Yaroslav Zhalnin [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KT.ru]*) himself remained "a skeptic", (1) HIS WIFE Valya (played in the film by Olga Ivanova [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KT.ru]*), (2) HIS MOTHER (played in the film by Nadezhda Markina [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KT.ru]*) and (3) EVEN THE FATHER-OF-THE-SOVIET-SPACE-PROGRAM S.P. Korolev [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* (played in the film by Mikhail Filippov [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KT.ru]*) were ALL portrayed as believers.

And even Gagarin himself is portrayed in this film as a "softer" non-believer (and with a context / story):  (1) He tells his wife that it's okay if she prays for him "if it would make her feel better...", and (2) IN A TRULY INTERESTING SCENE ACTUALLY, when as a child (he and his family lived under Nazi occupation in a small village in the Smolensk [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* region) he asked his mother about "the beauty of the stars at night" and film has her respond: "They are God's tears," to which HE responds: "So are you telling me that God did not march with the Germans?"  (Note here that the Germans during the Nazi era infamously rampaged across Europe wearing belt-buckles with the curt message: "Gott mit Uns" meaning "God's with us...").

In any case, a new Putin-esque ideology which seeks to co-opt the Russian Orthodox Church to its side, apparently requires a "re-imagined" Gagarin with regards to matters of faith...  (Indeed, Putin may be seeking to deal with the Russian Orthodox Church in a similar way as Franco sought to coopt / keep-in-line the Catholic Church during his reign in Spain...).

So what then to say ultimately about this movie?  I would honestly encourage Americans / Westerners to find it and see it.  The Soviets were in space first.  That is simply a fact.  They also had and have their heroes AND HAVE REASON TO BE PROUD OF THEM.

Still, the Russians do have a lot to learn also from the West.  Among them here, honestly, if Gagarin [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* had been portrayed more humanly in this film, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER MOVIE and ALSO ALMOST CERTAINLY A MORE SUCCESSFUL ONE.  That DESPITE ITS TECHNICAL QUALITY the film still came in at 27th (!) IN ITS OWN COUNTRY is perhaps the single best indication that IDEOLOGICAL RIGIDITY makes for disappointing cinema.  And even Russia's far-and-away most famous film-maker, the STALIN ERA Sergei Eisenstein [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* famously agreed with that assessment.


FURTHER READING:

Jamie Doran's [wikip] [GR] [Amzn] and Piers Bizony's [wikip] [GR] [Amzn] book Starman: The Truth Behind the Legend of Yuri Gagarin (2011) [Amzn] [GR] [WCat]

General Nikolai P. Kamanin [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]*, head of Cosmonaut Training 1960-1971, Published diary "Скрытый космос" ("Hidden Cosmos") (1995) [WCat] [GR] (downloadable in Russian here,* and after downloading can be run, chapter by chapter / month by month, through translate.google.com)

Boris Chertok [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* memoir Ракеты и люди (Rockets and People) (published 1994-1999) translated into English by Asif Siddiqi [en.wikip] and is available in English translation online for free via NASA's website.  The memoir gives a history of the Soviet Rocketry program from its beginnings in the 1930s through the 1970s.

Mark Wade, editor, Encyclopedia Astronautica [en.wikip]


* Reasonably good (sense) translations of non-English webpages can be found by viewing them through Google's Chrome browser. 

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Monday, February 9, 2015

Paddington [2014]

MPAA (PG)  CNS/USCCB (A-II)  ChicagoTribune (3 Stars)  RE.com (3 Stars)  AVClub (B)  Fr. Dennis (3 1/2 Stars)

IMDb listing
CNS/USCCB (J. McAleer) review
ChicagoTribune (M. Phillips) review
RE.com (C. Lemire) review
AVClub (I. Vishnevetsky) review

Paddington [2014] (screenplay and directed by Paul King, screen story by Harnish McColl and Paul King, based on the Paddington books [en.wikip] [GR] [WCat] [Amzn] by Michael Bond [en.wikip] [GR] [WCat] [Amzn] [IMDb]) is another honestly delightful to come to the States this time of year (surprisingly after Christmas). 

To be honest, I didn't see the film until now, in good part because I "didn't get it." A talking bear adjusting to life in London.  Wonderful, why? ;-)  Well ... 2 minutes into the film, I understood why and boy was I embarrassed to have dismissed this _lovely_ children's movie before then.

Paddington [en.wikip] [IMDb] (voiced by Ben Whishaw) is posited to have come from "a group of highly intelligent, indeed talking, bears living in the deepest and darkest jungles of Peru."  A British explorer happened upon these surprising, highly intelligent bears, some 40 years back, making lasting impression on them.   After spending a couple of years with them, the explorer set-off to return to his country, but left them an invitation: "If you so desire, find a way to come to England.  You'll always be welcome there."

Well, for forty-or-so years there was no particular reason for the bears to go to England.  However, after a devastating earthquake, Paddington's aunt Lucy (voiced by Imelda Staunton) sends him on his way, with only a pack full of marmalade (something that the bears learned to love as a result of the British explorer's visit) and a tag which simply said: "Kindly take care of this bear."  She wrote the tag with those words because she remembered that the British explorer had told the bears that during World War II, when England's children were being evacuated from the cities, often with no clear place to go, children often wore similar tags like this and were taken-in by families in the countryside and cared for as if they were their own.  After an earthquake seemingly as devastating as the Blitz, aunt Lucy figured that Londoners would take care of her bear in the same way ...

Well ... when Paddington, who stows-away on a ship to England arrives in London, initially NOBODY seems to notice him.  Now mind you, it wasn't if they found him FRIGHTENING (he was A BEAR after all ;-).  Nor did they find him ODD (he was A BEAR who SPOKE PERFECT if somewhat antiquated ENGLISH ... Paddington's uncle (voiced by Michael Gambon) would listen to an English "Learn a Language" record left him by the kindly "British explorer").  Apparently, TOO BUSY with their own concerns, THEY JUST DIDN'T SEEM TO SEE THIS REMARKABLE TALKING BEAR (in, again, a somewhat dated "explorer's red hat") AT ALL ;-)

Well somebody eventually does see him -- Mary Brown (played by Sally Hawkins) -- standing there, at Paddington Station (from hence the bear comes to get his name), wet, and "in the rain" (note that Paddington's uncle's English language record noted that "Londoners have 107 distinct ways to describe rain." ;-).  She comes over to him (even though he is a bear) and asks him if he needs help He responds that, yes, he did need some help (This, of course, despite being ... A BEAR).  And in the name of her family she invites him to her home ;-).

Now, the rest of the family was not necessarily all that excited about HAVING A (STRANGE) BEAR coming to their home ;-). 

Mary's sensible husband, Henry, actually even a "risk analyst" for an insurance company, immediately counseled against the idea calculating, on a napkin actually, that THE STRANGE TALKING BEAR'S PRESENCE in their house "increases the risk of danger" to them "by at least 4000%" ;-).  Approaching teenage-hood daughter Judy (played by Madeleine Harris) declared with all the solemnity of someone approaching teenage-hood that having A STRANGE TALKING BEAR in the house would be "STUPID."  After all, how many of her classmates and friends HAD STRANGE TALKING BEARS IN _THEIR_ HOUSES?  (And it's REALLY IMPORTANT to be "just like EVERYBODY ELSE" ;-). Their neighbor comes to question what having A STRANGE TALKING BEAR "AROUND" would do to "the peace and tranquility of the neighborhood" ;-).  Only 10 year old son, Jonathan (played by Samuel Joslin) seemed to "be cool" with having THE STRANGE TALKING BEAR, PADDINGTON, around (besides, of course, his mother).  But that seemed to be in good part because since PADDINGTON WAS ALSO "JUST LEARNING TO GET AROUND" HE WAS ACTING KINDA LIKE A 10-Y/O AS WELL (helping Jonathan to get his "apparently never been young" / "über-sensible dad" off his back ;-)

So there it is:  COULD a STRANGE (IF KINDLY) TALKING BEAR SURVIVE in a NOT NECESSARILY OUTRIGHT HOSTILE ('cause that "would be bad" ;-) but CERTAINLY "RISK AVERSE" SOCIETY LIKE _OURS_ TODAY?

Much ensues ;-)

It all makes for a lovely parable about "entertaining strangers" [Heb 13:2].


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Friday, February 6, 2015

Spongebob Squarepants: Sponge out of Water [2015]

MPAA (PG)  CNS/USCCB (A-I)  ChicagoTribune (1 1/2 Stars)  RE.com (2 1/2 Stars)  AVClub (B+)  Fr. Dennis (3 1/2 Stars)

IMDb listing
CNS/USCCB (J. Mulderig) review
ChicagoTribune (M. Phillips) review
RE.com (C. Lemire) review
AVClub (G. Ihnat) review

Spongebob Squarepants: Sponge out of Water [2015] (directed by Paul Tibbit, screenplay by Glenn Burger and Jonathan Aibel, story by Stephen Hillenberg and Paul Tibbit based on the Nichelodeon television series [IMDb] [wikip] by Stephen Hillenberg) is an UTTERLY SAFE if EVER FRENETIC film that will certainly give joy to all small kids (and kids at heart).  The film's an hour and thirty nine minutes of almost heroically sustained goofiness and features all the main characters of the animated series. 

These characters include the ever-optimistic SpongeBob himself (voiced by Tom Kenny); Mr. Crabs his "crabby boss" (voiced by Clancy Brown) at the Bikini Bottoms' very popular "Crab Shack"; the extremely jealous of Crabs' success Plankton (voiced by Mr. Lawrence); Patrick Star, S.B's nice (can't really say "goodhearted" when talking of a starfish ;-) but certainly rather "simpleminded" (again he's a STARFISH) BFF (voiced by Bill Fagerbakke); Squidward Tentacles, S.B.'s much more pessimistic even surly at times coworker (voiced by Roger Bumpass) and Sandy Cheeks an amiable rodent who hangs-out at BB in a deep-sea diving suit (voiced by Carolyn Lawrence) who's not exactly a "fish out of water" but ... it's not easy to explain why she's there ... but everybody seems to like her just the same ;-).

The story in this film takes place both on land and in the sea and, even for a brief moment, somewhere far far away in space where a lonely but super-responsible (and super intelligent...) dolphin named Bubbles (voiced by Matt Berry) protects the earth from otherwise certain cometary/asteroid disaster.

Okay, so what kind of story can one come-up with this cast of characters? Well all kinds -- the television series has been running since 1999.  In the current film, an appropriately goofily named pirate, human actually, Burger Beard (played by an appropriately desperately looking Antonio Banderas) arrives at an island where, following a treasure map, he hacks his way to a long lost tomb at the center of which is a book which magically determines the course of all things: whatever is written into the book takes place.

Well, getting his hands on the book, he uses it to ... Now Readers, if you got your hands on such a book, what would you it for? ... Now forget all that ;-) ..  Instead, ask yourselves: If you were a 4 year old and a big fan of SpongeBob SquarePants, what would you use the book for? ;-) 

Well, isn't it obvious?  Pirate Burger Beard uses this "Book of Destiny" to STEAL "Mr. Crabs' Secret Crab Cakes Recipe" the the recipe that makes his Crab Shack soo successful (and Mr. Plankton SOO JEALOUS) and keeps all the residents of Bikini Bottoms both HAPPY and (probably) addicted to said awesomely tasty crab cakes ;-).  He then buys a restaurant truck and begins to make a killing selling his newly awesomely tasty crab cakes to (human) tourists on a beach nearby.

Well the loss of "Mr. Crabs' Secret Crab Cakes Recipe" results in an INSTANT collapse of "civilization as we've known it" at Bikini Bottoms.  And the rest of the movie follows ...

WHO STOLE THE RECIPE?  Everybody thinks it was Mr. Plankton.  But if he did, wouldn't he soon start selling the awesome crab cakes himself?  SOOO ... Even the not overly bright SpongeBob comes to realize that Mr. Plankton couldn't be the one.  But WHO-DONE-IT? ... And could a bunch of amiable if NONE TOO BRIGHT "bottom dwellers" figure things out ;-)

In the end, the film becomes a "who done it?" / "thriller" for four year olds ;-)

Again, kinda fun and ALWAYS REALLY, REALLY CUTE ;-)


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Jupiter Ascending [2015]

MPAA (PG-13)  CNS/USCCB (A-III)  ChicagoTribune (2 Stars)  RE.com (2 Stars)  AVClub (B)  Fr. Dennis (3 Stars)

IMDb listing
FilmWeb.pl listing*
KinoNews.ru listing*

CNS/USCCB (J. McAleer) review
ChicagoTribune (M. Phillips) review
RE.com (M. Zoller Seitz) review
AVClub (I. Vishnevetsky) review


Jupiter Ascending [2015] (written and directed by Andy and Lana Wachowski [en.wikip]) is one often "heavy" and at times "strange" film.  Perhaps this shouldn't surprise anyone, however, since it comes from the same siblings that made The Matrix [1999-] [IMDb] [en.wikip] films.

Indeed, since one of the film's main characters, Caine Wise (played by hunky Channing Tatum), is a genetically engineered "dog man" kinda like similarly hunky Taylor Lautner's more traditional werewolf Jacob in the Twilight [2008] [IMDb] [en.wikip] series -- a good summary of the basic concept behind the story could be "The Matrix meets the Twilight Saga."  

Then throw in a little bit of Dune [1984], a dash of The Terminator [1984] / Blade Runner [1982] and Guardians of the Galaxy [2014] (the Wachowski siblings apparently did a stint writing for Marvel Comics [en.wikip]) only "straight" this time (that is, "without the laughs..." ;-), and voilà ... the current film:

The current film's heroine is a young Chicago based (the Wachowskis are from Chicago) "nobody" "under the radar" / "illegal" Russian immigrant "cleaning lady" named Jupiter Jones (played by Mila Kunis).  Why that name?  Well, because her parents originally living in St. Petersburg, he English, she Russian, were "kinda intellectuals" before they had to flee (and of course he didn't make it, because if he did, they'd be in England now, and part of Jupiter Jones' sad / tragic back story that "she didn't have papers" would not have been an issue ...).

But who does Jupiter remind one of?  She's basically Kristen Stewart's Bella of Twilight [2008] crossed with Linda Hamilton's Sarah Conner of the original Terminator [1984].   Bella's story begins with her being a super-average high school student growing-up in an utterly unimportant small town "somewhere in the American Pacific Northwest," while Sarah Conner's story begins with her working as a lowly waitress at a Denny's / Bob's Big Boy establishment "somewhere in Southern California."  Jupiter's story begins ... washing toilets with her aunt and mother as part of an "under the radar" "cleaning service" in Chicago.

But of course, Jupiter's story -- like Bella's or Sarah Conner's turns out to be  -- _far from average_. Bella's life had turned-out to be "merely" WILDLY exciting, filled with clans of very rich/cultured vampires (who found the dreariness of the rainy Pacific Northwest "a good place to live discreetly") and tribes of shape-shifting Native American werewolves (who again found the mountains and forests of the Pacific Northwest a "good place to hide"),  while Sarah (Biblical name) became "the Mother of the future Savior of the World" John Conner (initials "J.C.").

Lowly, "stateless," cleaning lady "Jupiter" becomes important as well ... in a way that I can't really reveal here without massive spoilers.  But let's just say that she captures the attention of A LOT OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF SPACE ALIENS ("greys" , "reptilians" EVEN Thorlike "nordics" ... it's a veritable parade of races and characters that "History Channel" Ancient Aliens [2009-] [en.wikip] and UFO Hunters [2008-] [en.wikip] nerds (like myself ;-) will certainly enjoy ... while others will probably scratch their heads and wonder ... "why?" ;-)

She captures enough "extra-terrestrial" attention that she comes to require the assistance / protection (sort of) of the above-mentioned hunky "genetically engineered dog-man" Caine (LOL ... ;-).  Why the attention?  Oh, you'd really think I'd tell you ... :-) ... And ... well ... "much ensues" ... ;-)

Look, this is a film for "nerds" ... but like a lot of films that are released at this time of year (at least in the United States), it's NOT nearly "as bad" as what a lot of "less nerdy" movie critics would make it out to be.

The big question will be ... will the teen and tweenage girls who so loved the Twilight series find this "Star Wars" / "Dungeons and Dragon-y" / "Dune-ish" story, one which would seem more directed to their more nerdy Dungeons and Dragons playing / comic book collecting brothers ... appealing?  Or ever sympathetic / good looking (and frankly quite risk-taking) Mila Kunis notwithstanding, will they'll just roll their eyes and say ... "Whatever?" ;-)

That is, have the Wachowskis successfully built a bridge between "Barbie" and "Nerd"?  We'll see ;-)


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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Legend no. 17 (orig. Легенда №17) [2013]

MPAA (UR would be PG-13/R)   KN.ru (8.28/10)  KP.ru (8.22/10)  KT.ru (8.55/10)  Fr. Dennis (3 Stars)

IMDb listing

KinoNews.ru listing*   KinoPoisk.ru listing*
Kino-teatr.ru listing*    Kritikanstvo.ru listing*
Megacritic.ru listing*
 
Echo Moskvy (A. Eksler) review*
Film.ru (P. Pryadkin) review*
Gazeta.ru (V. Lyaschenko) review*
KinoNews.ru (R. Voholov) review*
KinoTeatr.ru (A. Filippov) review*
RusKino.ru (S. Stepnova) review*
sports.ru (I. Elchaninov) review*
sports.ru (V. Utkin) review*
Variety Russia (M. Latysheva) review*
RBC Daily (M. Latysheva) review

KinoTeatr.ru Interview w. Director*

Legend no. 17 (orig. Легенда №17) [2013] [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* (directed and screenplay cowritten by Nikolay Lebedev [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]*, along with Nikolay Kulikov [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]* and Mikhail Mestetskiy [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KP.ru]*[KT.ru]*) is a crowd-pleasing Russian "biopic" / "hockey movie" that played at the 2013 New York Russian Film Week whose films I've recently decided to try to find and review here on my blog.

The film would remind American / Western viewers of the (fictional) Rocky films [1976-] [en.wikip] [IMDb] mixed with the American Miracle on Ice [1981] [IMDb] [en.wikip] the latter being about howthe  remarkable, truly _amateur_ American national hockey team that was able to beat _even_ the Soviet national team (to our Western eyes never accepted as being truly an amateur team at a time when this was still a requirement at most international sporting events) at the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, NY and thus win the Olympic Gold medal then.... 

The current Russian film is about #17 Valeriy Kharlamov [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]*(played in the film by Danila Kozlovskiy [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KT.ru]*) one of the stars of the Soviet National Team in the 1970s and his / his team's _own struggles_ to gain respect in the lead-up to the 1972 "Super Series" [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* between the Soviet National Team and a Canadian team made-up of NHL All-Stars (of truly "Canada's best" at the time -- including such NHL legendary players as Phil Esposito, Bobby Orr and Bobby Clarke).

This is a film, therefore, that almost inevitably will produce a fair amount of emotion in the West, not only for those of us who do remember the Cold War and these various "competitions between systems" of that era, but also HONESTLY as a result of the _current war_ in Ukraine, which is increasingly being called the start of, at minimum, "Cold War Light" and/or even more depressingly "Cold War II." 

Yet, I do honestly continue to believe that it's valuable for Americans and Westerners and perhaps even some Russians themselves to be reminded (again) that Russia remains a far more diverse place than either Putin or a fair amount of the Western media would like to portray it as.  I do honestly believe it is worth it for Readers here to check out the various Russian language reviews that I cite above.  One get get pretty good sense translations of them by reading them through Google's Chrome browser and/or by cutting and pasting their URLS into translate.google.com.  If one would do so, one would find wide variety of opinions about the film from the points of view of all kinds of Russians including sports enthusiasts, film enthusiasts, politicos, and often from many, many reader comments from regular people.  Many / most do compare the film to "Rocky" or "Hollywood" in general and they help explain (and often challenge) some of the timeline / historical aspects of the film. (There are aspects of the story that are conflated, simplified, but as a whole IMHO they do appear to ring true).

And in any case, the film makes for a _very nice_ "growing up" / "coming of age" story of a young Russian hockey player who had a pretty tough, interestingly SPANISH mother (played by Alejandra Grepi [IMDb] [KT.ru]*) who pushed _for him_ (taking-on the head coach at one point, arguing with him "Why aren't you playing my son.  He's the best one you've got!" :-) and then a tough but SUPER FAIR mentor figure, the legendary Russian (Soviet-era) hockey coach Anatoliy Tarasov [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* (played in the film by Oleg Menshikov [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KT.ru]*) WHO ENDED-UP BEING FIRED as head coach of the Soviet National Team just as it was getting good FOR REFUSING TO "PLAY POLITICS" (WITH ANYBODY ... apparently all the way up to then Soviet leader Brezhnev [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* ;-) WITH REGARDS TO THE TEAM. 

One gets to see Kharlamov [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]* grow-up, from the time that he his mother and sister were able to visit their Spanish relatives in the 1960s (and witness the Running of the Bulls at Pamplona) through his time in the 3rd league (in America we'd call it "the minors") playing for the Stars (Chvesta) in Chebarkul, an industrial town in the Urals where he and a friend / fellow future Russian/Soviet hockey great Boris Mikhaylov [en.wikip] [ru.wikip]*(played by Timur Efremenkov [IMDb] [KT.ru]*) realized that unless they came to stand-out they were destined to stay (and so they started scoring goals left and right until they did get noticed and were pulled-up up to the Spartyak and later CSKA hockey teams in Moscow).  From there both of them made the national team, and eventually played in the 1972 Super Series.

Kharlamov and his Irina wife (played in the film by Svetlana Ivanova [IMDb] [KN.ru]*[KT.ru]*) were killed in 1981 in a car accident outside of Moscow.  After his death, his number 17 was retired from both the CSKA and Soviet/Russian national hockey teams.

 Again, it's a story that any "Rocky" fan could understand ;-)


* Reasonably good (sense) translations of non-English webpages can be found by viewing them through Google's Chrome browser. 

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